ok, laugh at me all you want, Hel(L)en sure does.

[thehornshoppe]

ok, we have cameras, motion activated, run 24/7. Phones ding when they detect motion and record. We had a ramp for one of our dogs but really the steps are just as dangerous (for me apparently). None of this is staged, I was not drunk and yes most of them hurt. Hel(L)en has been saving them for a long time. When her phone dings she checks the recording to see where the activity is. So, for your amusement, here is her compilation. She's making another she says will be "better". Here's the best part.....at the end of the last one she rides up on the mower, helps me up, and then goes straight to her phone to see what happened and download it. My Wife, Bless Her Heart.
Ed
EDIT.....  1st one deleted.....STOP...hold on...........she says the new one is much better and I should wait.............stay tuned, if it's better than the first, oh boy!

EDIT...ok boys, revel in my stupidity and inability to walk down a ramp.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1lsyjDNawURyqXC2lclvIP8cAtUwyFPUG/view

[sonic]

That ramp looks very narrow.  It should be at least 3' wide.

[henry]

That ramp looks very narrow.  It should be at least 3' wide.

And a pair of guardrails.  Funny stuff, Ed.  Some of the falls looked painful.   

Maybe it's time for...

[Capt. Z]

 

Well, Let's just blame age, since we all are not getting any younger

 

[henry]

Well, Let's just blame age, since we all are not getting any younger

 

Capt. Z, that's exactly why I don't allow cameras on my property, but my neighbor has me covered.   

You must admire Edward for his transparency. 

[Capt. Z]

Well, Let's just blame age, since we all are not getting any younger

 

Capt. Z, that's exactly why I don't allow cameras on my property, but my neighbor has me covered.   

You must admire Edward for his transparency.

ED DAMIT - Your pretty cool